A fat girl's day out in Yorkshire

I hate shopping.

I may be a girl and I may be the girl with the smallest possible hands and feet for my age (has no connection with clothes shopping, although I get the best shoes for the cheapest prices), yet I hate shopping. Want to know why? I'll make it simple for you guys- I'm fat. Like not obese fat but tall-and-awkward fat. My face is thin, so are my arms and lower legs, a nice neck, butt and...... chest (not bragging or being pervy, just stating the facts). It's just my thighs and abdomens. They are so big!!! And, yes I am willing to admit it, fat. Mum says that I can lose the weight if I try. She is actually right because the last time I worked out, I lost 4 pounds in a week!!! Yeah, I'm not joking. All I did was work out for an hour everyday, drink cinnamon water, eat no rice or bread or any junk food and drink lemon juice with no sugar or salt. Anyway, coming back to the topic, my mum urged me to go out shopping with my skinny cousin. She could buy anything and it would either fit her or it would be too big for her. It isn't fair! She is a UK size 8 and I'm a, well, UK size 16. That's twice her size! Ugh, I hate myself. So does everyone who writes a blog. So while my cousin kept whining how small everything was, I cried silently to myself. Fuck what One Direction sings in 'Little Things'. They write songs about all types of girls so that their fan base among the girls can expand. I was fooled by the song the first time I heard it. So were so many other fat girls (No offence).
Speaking of One Direction, I actually like them. Louis is my favourite. Before I stepped into UK, I didn't even know all their names. Now I even know their girlfriends' names. Here, the following is huge and CRAZY, since they are British. However, when they speak,  they sound Irish. They are, without an argument, HOT! I have been officially been One Directioned. HELP!!!!!!
UK is without a doubt, amazing. However, it would be best if you came here during May or June because it is freaking cold in London right now. Yorkshire on the other hand has a pleasant weather so you can come here now itself. If you are trying to save money along with your trip to the UK, do not shop for posters at Madame Tussauds. It cost me 7 fucking pounds whereas you can get 3 posters for the same amount at WHSmith.
Okay, I'm going with a simple bye-bye because I have to enjoy the rest of my trip here and I can't seem to come up with a good way to sign off. Anyhow, here's the answer to my last riddle-
The son said till the candle wick burns out, so he blew out the candle as soon Death left. :-)

Exams, exams.

Yup. The title says it all. Exams. With a full stop. Starts on 27th February. HELP!! I haven't been attending extra classes like all my other classmates, so I'm pretty rusted. My seniors tell me it's not so bad during the finals. In fact, they'd ask questions as though we're first graders who have studied our portions. So, WHEW!
But better safe than sorry. I'm gonna study like I never have to write another exam in my life. Maybe that is a good choice.
You know, even though school ended 2 weeks ago and I'm never gonna see most of my friends ever again, it still hasn't hit me from my last post. I am not even upset. Instead I can't wait for what's ahead!! Am I crazy or is this normal?Please let me know in the comments below.
What is the matter with these perverts in the world? I mean, did you guys hear about that poor girl in India? Or those cases of child marriage on BBC? And it's all atrocities on women, no one else. It's really sad. And really there's nothing we can do about it cause one second we are all protesting and very protective and the very next second, we turn on TV, guess what we see? Sk8er boi rocking on Mtv! Sorry! Bad timing  for a pop song to make its entry. What I meant is we turn on TV and we see reports of another rape case or some sh*t. But really you perverts, is it really worth it? What are you gonna get out of it? Permanent, unwanted, infamous fame, not just temporary pleasure. So just, STOP! And girls, be more careful when you're alone.
So, for now, I'll leave you guys with a riddle and few more memes. Please let me know in the comments below which character memes you want and I'll go ahead and post it. Sayonara!!!!!
RIDDLE ME THIS, RIDDLE ME THAT.......
According to an old story , once there was a father and his three loving sons. One day dad met an serious accident , death approached to take the father. Oldest son beg to the death to allow his father to live for some more years. Death was kind and agreed.After 2 years death return to take the father with him , now the second son beg for some more time. Death agreed.
After a year death returned again to take the father.Now the youngest son request to allow his father to live till the candle wick of the candle on his hand burned out.Death agreed.

Now as the youngest son thought , the death never returned back.
How come ?

MEME TIME!!!!!!

Graduation Day is almost HERE!!!

Hey Guys,
I just checked my profile and I already got 13 views!!! Can you believe it? I mean, I just wrote one post and 13 people? That's amazing! Thanks you guys!!
So I'm just a few days away from graduation and I know it's gonna be so awesome!! For some of us, it's gonna be the last time we see each other. So, yeah I guess it's gonna be a sad event. No one's started to cry (yet) like the previous batch, but, nonetheless, there are many tears to be shed. I think it will happen at the most unexpected moment, like maybe when we're in the loo, adjusting our clothes......hopefully not.
So, like my pre-boards are going on right now. Our boards are just a month away. It's like the SATs or LSATs, only for sophomores. The seniors have it earlier than ours. Our school's junior and senior section is the worst, so people opt to join other places. We are hoping that our scores are high enough to get us some scholarships. Oh, by the way, I study in a private school. Most of us in our town do, even those who can't afford it because the school gives out many free seats when a kid wants to join when they are in first grade upto fifth grade. Then onwards, you have to get a really good grade on all your subjects to get a scholarship or you pay. Nice, huh?
I know I should be studying during this apocalyptic times, but it's hard to stay away from the internet!!! I googled for some Twilight and Harry Potter memes and there were some HILARIOUS stuff. I thought I should share it with you guys---------->














                

Who would you let die in this situation? 

the answer’s pretty obvious

And for the best of them all......

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Okay so coming back to the topic, I gotta go. Two last messages before I leave:

1. I have changed my email address to randombloggergal@gmail.com for those who want to contact me and give me ideas for the coming posts.

2. Please like me and leave comments below!!

Yours truly,

Random Blogger. 

Introducing ME!!

Hey!!
Wassup people? This is the first time I have EVER written a blog. I have no idea what to write about. So I'm your typical girl next door, only not so pretty. I am what one would call, 'big boned'. I am not too fat (38 inches around the tummy), neither am I too thin. So not the girlfriend type. Not that I want a boyfriend either. I am a tomboy but I am entering the phase where I start matching my earrings with my clothes; necklaces and bracelets included. It sort of disgusts me, but it's gonna get worse when I start wearing lip-gloss, eyeliner and mascara. I tried wearing it once for a wedding and I got the most compliments that day. There was also a celebrity guest,who was my mum's college friend, who told me if I could bring my tummy to 28 inches, I could win a beauty pageant. A beauty pageant? Really? Could it get any worse? Those idiots who participate in the event, even though they use the money they win to get through college(as I learnt in that Sandra Bullock movie where she is an undercover agent and takes part in a Miss America Pageant)  have to walk around practically naked in the swimsuit round!!!! I wouldn't be caught dead doing THAT!!!

This is gonna sound weird, but even though the band split up, I love the Jonas Brothers. Or more specifically Joe Jonas. That explains the title of this blog- Introducing me. You know, from the Camp Rock movie part 2. Nick Jonas sings it? NO or YES? Please let me know. I have every album of theirs except "It's about Time" and "Jonas L.A." because "It's about Time" productions have stopped and I haven't bothered about the other one. Maybe I'll get it for Christmas.

For those who have heard about Smosh, please tell me they rock. They are sick, I'll admit but they definitely do not suck. For those who haven't heard about Smosh, check out the following links-
http://www.smosh.com
http://www.youtube.com/user/smosh?feature=results_main
It is a channel on youtube starring two hilarious guys, Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox. Anthony is the hot one and Ian is the...........well, geeky one. No offence Ian. Ian is Irish while  Anthony is Mexican(I think). There are many of their friends who often come on their videos and all their videos are shot in Sacramento, California. It is fun to watch and is recommended for people above 13.

I also happen to a Gleek, a Glee fan. They absolutely rock but I absolutely hate Rachel  Berry but I like Lea Michelle. My favorite female singer on Glee is Santana and my favourite male singer is Blaine( Darren Criss).  The most amazing thing is that Glee has given a base for all these young and talented stars. For example, Michael, who is the star dancer in New Directions was also part of the Step Up 2 and 3 cast as Bones, Darren Criss(Blaine) appears in Katy Perry's video of 'Last Friday Night' and Sam Evans appears in the music video of 'Tonight Tonight' by Hot Chelle Rae.

So for now, that's it for now. My blogs will be about different stuff and if you want a topic of your liking to be the center of one of my blogs, please let me know by emailing to this id-----
randombloggergal@gmail.com
HASTA LA VISTA until the next time!!

-Random Blogger